Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Die, Mouse, Die!

Hat tip to PZ.

Apparently mice are bad. I mean, really bad. Not just, "they're bad but we can ignore them" kind of bad, but "EXTERMINATE!" bad. So bad that even cartoon representations of them must die.

According to Sheikh Muhammad Munajid,
The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him.
and

According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature.
Even better:
Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.
Nooooo!!!! Not the Mouse!

Seriously, I live in Florida. You kill Mickey Mouse and what have we got left? Lightning, sharks, hurricanes and religious whackaloons. Don't do that to me!

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