Scientific proof the Jews are ruining the world

Once again, the WorldNutDaily has revealed their absolute moronity by publishing articles like this:

Scientists: Rain stopped when Jews left Mideast
Findings confirm rabbi's reading of Bible prophecy

Those damn Jews; is there nothing they can't ruin?


The stupidity starts right off the bat:

Confirming a rabbi's reading of Bible prophecy, scientists reported yesterday that an analysis of rings on stalagmite from a cave near Jerusalem reveals the climate of the region got drier shortly after the Roman dispersion of the Jews in A.D. 70.

University of Wisconsin geologists analyzed the chemical composition of individual rings that formed the stalagmite growing up from the floor of the Soreq Cave near Jerusalem between 200 B.C. and 1100 A.D. Geologists John Valley and Ian Orland concluded the climate was drier in the eastern Mediterranean between 100 A.D. and 700 A.D., with steep drops in rainfall around 100 A.D. and 400 A.D. – a period of waning Roman and Byzantine power in the region.

So, of course, the drier climate had to be caused by the dispersal of the Jews. A rabbi, for chrissake, tied it all back to a fiction book written by men the pre-bible the Torah. That's practically the bible. How much more proof do you need?

Rabbi Menachem Kohen of Brooklyn, in his book, "Prophecies for the Era of Muslim Terror: A Torah Perspective on World Events," made just such a case last year – based on entirely different evidence.

Rabbi Kohen points out the land suffered an unprecedented, severe and inexplicable (by anything other than supernatural explanations) drought that lasted from the first century until the 20th – a period of 1,800 years coinciding with the forced dispersion of the Jews.

In other words, Rabbi Kohen isn't a climateologist and can't possibly conceive of a rational scientific explanation, so therefore goddidit.

Kohen saw the cataclysm as a miraculous fulfillment of prophecy found in the book of Deuteronomy – especially chapter 28:23-24.

"And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron.

"The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed."

OMFSM! I just blew my nose. It must be a miraculous fulfillment of prophesy found in the book of "Dude, you've got allergies" - especially chapter 3:14-16.

"And thy snot that is in thy head shall be made watery, and thy nose will itch like a sonofabitch.

"The FSM shall touch thee with his noodly appendage and cause the snot to run out of thy nose: from thy nose it shall come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed (or until thou blowest thy nose, whichever comes first)."

Researchers from the Geological Survey of Israel and Hebrew University in Jerusalem helped with the study, which was to appear in an upcoming issue of the journal Quaternary Research. The latest scientific study was tied to research into global warming.

I knew it! Global warming was caused by the Jews! Scientists prove it!

FAIL