What the fuck is wrong with South Carolina?

See what I just did there in the title of this post? I just committed a felony, at least I did in South Carolina. Their state legislature passed a law that makes it a felony to "wilfully and knowingly to publish orally or in writing, exhibit, or otherwise make available material containing words, language, or actions of a profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent nature."

At least, it will be a felony if the governor signs the bill. All I can say is, what the fuck were these cocksuckers thinking? I've been in jail once for something so stupid as to not be worth mentioning. This is something I'd go to jail happily for. And it's a felony so I'd be in jail for up to 5 years rather than 5 hours like I was before.

Rock on, South Carolina! Way to improve that reputation for being an ass-backward redneck armpit! Good on ya, Senator Robert Ford, for sponsoring such brilliant legislation to clean up the state.

Hat tip: Pharyngula

[Edit: apparently this bill has just been introduced and is in committee; in other words it still has yet to be voted on. Still, this idiot has submitted it before in 2003 and in 2006. I don't care if he also submitted a bill to make same-sex civil unions legal, he's still a stupid fuck who's trying to pass laws that violate the First Amendment.]