WorldNutDaily agrees with Tehran Times?

Good ol' Chuckie, stirrin' up trouble

When people think of anti-evolutionists, the first thing that probably comes to mind are the fundamentalist christian sects who believe in the literal truth of Genesis 1:1. But there is another group out there railing against the evils of evolution and poor ol' Chuckie Darwin. In the Tehran Times, author Harun Yahya talks about Darwin in an article titled "Darwinism is the root of terrorism, Islam is the antidote".


Wow, that's a bold statement. How does he justify this claim?

When I investigated it I saw that Darwinism lay at the root of all this suffering, trouble, violence and pain as there would be no materialism without Darwinism. Darwinism is essential for materialist philosophy and without materialism there can be no communism, fascism, imperialism, savage capitalism, nor immorality nor terror. These are all inter-related, but because people are ignorant of that, they fail to grasp the importance of the intellectual struggle against Darwinism.

Sooooo, Darwin is to blame for communism, fascism, imperialism, savage capitalism, immorality and terror. Pretty impresive CV. But how, exactly, is he to blame for such horrors?

Yet Darwinism is the foundation of godlessness, of all atheist ideologies, and thus of all these troubles. I have gone right to the root of the matter and struck at the root of atheism in my work.

Ah, I see. It really boils down to atheism, of which the theory of evolution is at the root. Riiiiiight.

It is this that lies at the heart of Darwinists’ own suffering and the savagery in the materialist universe. In other words, by Allah’s leave, I have severed the jugular, the main artery of atheism. As Darwinism has collapsed, materialists have of course less and less respect for their own beliefs. It is no longer possible for people to be materialists. That is why, if Muslims want to fight atheism, they must wage an intellectual struggle against the religion of atheism.

I wonder if Joseph Farah is aware that his beliefs line up so neatly with those of fundamentalist Muslims. I think his head would explode. Maybe he'll now embrace atheism as a way to combat the infiltration of Islam into our pure American society. Prolly not. Anyway, it gets better. In order to wage this "intellectual" struggle against atheism, individuals can

... make use of the www.harunyahya.com web site for that. They can download all the books, documentaries and articles on the site free of charge and make use of them. They must raise their own knowledge, understanding, culture and reveal the invalidity of Darwinism one by one with scientific evidence. You will then see that all these problems you listed will disappear. The truth will come and falsehood fades away, insha’Allah.

Joseph Farah and Harun Yahya sharing the love

Boy, this is sounding more and more like the WorldNutDaily. Watch out, Farah, you've got a competitor! There is so much stupid here that I can't stand the burning much longer. Next thing you know he's going to start spouting out idiocies about conspiracy theories...

This economic crisis is proof of how powerless Masons and atheist Zionists are in the face of the might and power of Allah. Allah has shown them how the system they established fails to lead to success. They are at a complete dead end with no way out. And with His name of "Jabbar" (Compeller), Allah has made that system impossible to implement and is obliging them to implement Islamic moral values.

There it is! I knew he wouldn't let me down. No ranting screed would be complete without the invocation of shadowy conspiracies trying to dominate the world. He would have gotten full marks except for the omission of the Illuminati. Only one piece is missing to elevate this clown to Farah-like greatness: the declaration that we are living in the "End Times". Come on, Yahya, don't let me down.

Since we are living in the End Times, these things are all developments which our Prophet (May Allah bless him and grant him peace) has revealed will take place before the coming of Hazrat Mahdi (PBUH). The Messenger of Allah (PBUH) watched these incidents, literally as if in a mirror, saw them, and described them as they are. He referred to Muslim blood being spilled, to such happenings taking place in this period, to terrible corruption and chaos, to the spilling of innocent blood, to the killing even of women and children, to the killing of pregnant women, and to terrible strife. But our Prophet says that after that, “all this will be reversed with the appearance of Hazrat Mahdi (PBUH), one of my children, and that there will come an age of well-being, abundance, peace, plenty, gentleness, and beauty.” All this will happen.

In other words, all the current trouble and difficulties presage the proximity, insha’Allah, of a delightful, enlightened and prosperous age.

He kicks the ball down to the end zone and scores a home run! GOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!




(side note: who decided that Muhammed would be satisfied with "PBUH" instead of "Peace Be Upon Him"? What, a bunch of imams gathered around the houkah and said, "You know what? My fingers are getting cramped from typing this crap out all the time. This is the 21st centruy, the age of the internet. That means, bring on the acronyms!". If I were the prophet, I'd be pissed. I'd be all like, no slacking off just because you didn't learn how to type! I'll smite you!)

Picture of Farah's head exploding as he realizes that he and Yahya are one and the same

If all of this weren't enough to make Farah's head go all Trinity, this next bit would do the trick.

What Muslims must do at this time, the most urgent issue they must concentrate on from morning till night, is to unite. All Muslims must sincerely ask this from Allah. They must constantly pray to Allah to "Hasten the coming of Hazrat Mahdi (PBUH), hasten the coming of the Prophet Jesus (PBUH)."

[emphasis mine]




Now you've done it. You've gone and dragged the J-man into this. Nuh-uh, we fundies called dibs on that dude. Now they're gonna get medeival on your ass. Oh, wait, they already did that; it was called the Crusades.