Catching up with the CyberLizard

Sometimes real life totally gets in the way of my intartube life. What a mean bastard. I think it's jealous. Anyway, lest any of y'all are thinking of dumping my feed out of your Google Reader due to my lack of activity, here's a little hint of what's coming:

• Stories and pics from MegaCon (and how much I really, really, really want to go to Dragon*Con)!
• Catchups on blog memes (sorry Perky, I'm getting to it)!
• Deep and insightful thoughts about the state of the world!
• Mockery of ^^^ (no one makes fun of me better than me)!
• In-depth analysis of the war on stupidity!
• Why there are no gods, religion sux and scientology is a fracking cult (just to piss people off)!
  
• Weird and twisted shit that no one in their right mind would want to know about but I think is really funny!

So stick around. I'll be staying up late trying to get everything done, so you know that the writing will be top-notch and the logic impeccable!