Gettin' Dirty

Damn, am I sore! And dirty. Unfortunately, it's not from getting it on, but rather from diving into the garden. You may recall my confrontation a while back with my HOA. I must confess, I entered quite a depression after that. A great deal of time and energy had been invested in my garden. Well, spring is here, planting time is upon us and it's time to quit whining and start sticking it to the man. The rules say "no vegetable gardens". So what I figure is that if 51% of the plants in a given bed are not "vegetables", then it doesn't qualify as a "vegetable garden". That's a reasonable interpretation of the rules. And if not, fuck 'em. It's an interpretation I'd be willing to fight for.