How's it hangin'?

What is the average length of the penis? How about when the penis is flaccid? Or the length of an erect penis? Inquiring minds want to know. Fortunately, science comes the rescue. Penis science. Specifically, the science of the size of penises.

Scicurious over at the Neurotopia blog has the skinny on this paper, Mondaini et al. "Penile length is normal in most men seeking penile lengthening procedures." International Journal of Impotence Research, 2002. Seriously, go read the post.

See? Real science. Important science. The kind of science that can make us dudes feel good about our penis. Check out this graph:

Oh, and for the benefit of the american readers, don't freak at the numbers. They're centimeters, not inches. I know I started to have a panic attack.

*looks down to reassure himself that it's still there*

Ok, guys. Break out the tape measure. You know you want to.

And, ladies, no, I'm not going to tell you where I fall on the nomogram. But I will show you. Just come on over ;-)

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P.S. (penis script) - Just to include one more sophomoric reference to penises:

Zack Brown: I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker!

Miriam Linky: Dude... that's really dirty.

Zack Brown: That's too dirty?

Miriam Linky: That offends me.

Zack Brown: Penis?

Miriam Linky: Fine.

Zack Brown: I'm gonna fuck you with my penis!

Link: http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/2009/04/friday_weird_science_for_men_i.php