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Exposing stupidity to the light of day and watching it scurry around like a cockroach before I squash it under my heel. Or at least make fun of it. Whichever provides more lulz.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Securing Security

My company has a new security policy. We are required to wear our picture ID badges in a visible location every day. They thoughtfully provided this graphic to illustrate proper positioning of the badges:

So I wonder: do they think we're fucking retarded? Or 2 years old? Srsly.

I'm going to attach mine to my fly. I can't think of a more visible place than my package. 'Cause y'all are checking it out anyway LOL!

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-Thomas Jefferson

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Belief is, and forever must be, the result of evidence. A promised reward is not evidence. It sheds no intellectual light. It establishes no fact, answers no objection, and dissipates no doubt.

-Robert Green Ingersoll - “Truth” (1897)